After you wander around a bit, you see a strange light in the sky. The heavens are glowing! God (who is, in fact, a woman) reaches down to take you away into the unknown realms beyond this world.

Judgment Day at last!

You’re a faggot, and God is also a very chill lesbian. Heaven is so awesome! And guess what? The pearly gates are made of actual pearls by Mikimoto!